I sent this to Ms. Kern's office today. :-)
Please feel free to forward on to others.
Ms. Kern's legislative office's website is located here.
The YouTube clip of her wonderful comments can be found here.
YouTube clip of Ellen calling Rep. Sally Kern is here.
Enjoy!
-Faisal
March 17, 2008
Dear Rep. Kern,
My name is Faisal Alam and I am perhaps your worst nightmare; I am a faithful Muslim and a practicing homosexual. EEKS! That's right Ms. Kern, I am not only THE biggest threat to our nation (as a homosexual), but I am also a follower of Islam (which you also believe to be a big threat).
I'm sorry to disappoint you however - I don't have any ambition to join my local city council and (so far), I don't have any plans of denouncing my sexuality or becoming an apostate by leaving Islam.
I've lived in the United States for more than 20 years, and as far as I know, I haven't spread my sexuality to any one unbeknownst to me. I'm afraid I did come here legally, and my hard-earned income HAS been contributed to many, many homosexual organizations. Fortunately, this money has not been spent on any illegal or terrorist activities.
By the way, I am really hoping that you will publicize the society that has totally embraced homosexuality - because I'm really dieing to visit. Oh, did I mention that I've been to Oklahoma several times in my life; in fact two of my closest friends live in Oklahoma. You may even know them... but shhhh.... don't tell any one.... because they are homosexual!
Ms. Kern - do you think that *I* am part of the homosexual agenda?? Because all my life I have only strived to achieve one thing - to be recognized and honored for all my homosexual activism. You see, the homosexual agenda is written every year in a big office in Washington DC. No one really knows where it is, but they say that once you've practiced homosexuality for a long time, you will soon be listed on the homosexual agenda and be recognized for your outstanding work. If you happen to know any one who is a member of this secret society please do let me know.
I also wanted to say that I'm really sorry your email has been jammed; and maybe you should get your phone number unlisted, so you don't get hate-mongering queers calling you at all hours of the night. Trust me, I know how rude and belligerent they can be.
The next time I'm in Oklahoma, I'll definitely have to drop by and introduce myself. I wanted you to see for yourself how two of the biggest threats to our nation look like - all wrapped up in one person. *smile*. I promise that I won't blow up or any thing... and I'll be sure to leave my homosexual propaganda at home.
I look forward to meeting you soon.
Yours sincerely,
Faisal Alam
not only a homosexual, but a follower of Islam as well.
P.S. Did the 2nd graders receive the books (about two daddies) I sent a while back? Do let me know!
P.S.S. Did you get Ellen's message? She tried calling you a few times.
P.S.S.S. Remind me to tell you about how I got into a public government school system.
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